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Trapped in the Closet - What's in the Package?

R. Kelly's got doo-doo butter in his box.
Κείμενο Kristen Yoonsoo Kim

This is art that was made by Derek Erdman. You can buy one for $200 right here.

In 2005 and 2007, R. Kelly put out two installments of his epic hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet” (Chapters 1-12 and Chapters 13-22), which was basically an unending music video series that spun a web of lies and deceit and sex scandals in the style of a soap opera. To be honest, I lost track of the storyline after that girl got impregnated by a midget (wait, that did happen, right???). I mean, if you haven’t seen it, then 1) do you live under a rock and 2) WATCH IT NOW because I can’t put the epicness of it into words. So when, last week, R. Kelly announced that he would release the third installment (chapter 23 and beyond) on IFC later this year, I was like NO WAY/HELL YES. The man clearly doesn’t know when to stop, so it was bound to happen sooner or later, and one can only imagine what kind of weirdness will ensue.

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