Hey VICE Readers,
It's been a few weeks since I last did one of these columns. When VICE launched its new site something happened where people are no longer able to comment anonymously and the horniest and corniest comments just disappeared immediately. I thought I would wait until the comments got better but they haven't, so I'm returning to the column and hoping that doing it will encourage you to write better comments. Now that I can see what you look like via the links back to your Facebook pages, I am going to be drawing you. Here are three drawings of people I drew along with the comments they left on this site.
Yours in Crust,
Previously - Her Left Eye Is Sluttier Than Her Right