This Week In Florida - One Million Concealed Guns, 2 Live Crew, and Three Blind Mice
Another eventful week in Sunshine State. Uncle Luke Campbell (formerly of 2 Live Crew) calls out powerful Miami figures in his column, Luke’s Gospel. Concealed weapons permits reach one million, a pill mill is busted, a guy forced a seven-year-old boy...
This Week In Florida - Cooking Children, Eye-Gouging, and Diarrhea
A puppeteer is arrested for allegedly planning to cook and eat children, strip clubs, crowbars, and pills. In other words, a normal week in Florida.
This Week In Florida - Prescription Drugs, Stolen Paintings, and Great White Sharks
Prior to last year’s crackdown, Broward was the “pill mill” capital of the world. The county had more pill mills than McDonald’s (seriously). Last weekend, the Broward Sheriff’s Office unveiled a program for residents to trade in their prescription...
This Week in Florida - Spain, You Can Have it Back
Every year around this time, the US looks for the damned receipt and hopes Spain has a 200-year return policy.
This Week in Florida - We Accept Used Enemas
A CVS in Florida takes returns on four out of five used butt cleaners.
This Week In Florida - Beware the Man with a Tanning Bed in His Barn
His operation is probably not on the level.
This Week in Florida - More Zombies and Molesting the TSA
People in Florida are still eating each other. They're also feeling up TSA agents now.
This Week in Florida - Public Masturbation and Girlfriend Arson
If you want a sneak peek at what twisted fate will befall America in the decade to come, look no further than Florida.