Another eventful week in Sunshine State. Uncle Luke Campbell (formerly of 2 Live Crew) calls out powerful Miami figures in his column, Luke’s Gospel. Concealed weapons permits reach one million, a pill mill is busted, a guy forced a seven-year-old boy...
A puppeteer is arrested for allegedly planning to cook and eat children, strip clubs, crowbars, and pills. In other words, a normal week in Florida.
Prior to last year’s crackdown, Broward was the “pill mill” capital of the world. The county had more pill mills than McDonald’s (seriously). Last weekend, the Broward Sheriff’s Office unveiled a program for residents to trade in their prescription...
Every year around this time, the US looks for the damned receipt and hopes Spain has a 200-year return policy.
His operation is probably not on the level.
People in Florida are still eating each other. They're also feeling up TSA agents now.
If you want a sneak peek at what twisted fate will befall America in the decade to come, look no further than Florida.