Dave Schilling
Vladimir Putin Is Charming the Pants Off the G20
The Russian leader keeps showing up Barack Obama on Syria. There are many theories as to why the wave of opinion is pushing back against American intervention in the Middle East, but maybe it's that Putin is just cooler than Obama.
Apparently if You Make a "Ghetto Tracker" App, People Will Get Really Angry
Someone decided that making an app designed to help rich (presumably white) people avoid poor (presumably black and brown) neighborhoods was a good idea. Turns out that it isn't.
The Fast Food Strike Could Mean the End of Everything
Across the United States, fast food workers are throwing down their aprons and spatulas, and taking to the streets to demand a living wage. They are now protesting in 60 American cities, but in those same cities, some wonder if their favorite fast food...
Miley Cyrus Twerking at the VMAs Was MLK's Real Dream
Fifty years after Martin Luther King Jr. marched on Washington to tell the world about his dream, one brave young woman took the stage in Brooklyn to show us all not only how toned her butt is, but also how different America is from the Civil Rights...
Living the High Life in a Music Festival VIP Section
You might think it's not worth it to spend extra on a VIP pass. Think again, pal. FYF takes place in what looks like an abandoned cow pasture near Chinatown. As hot, dusty, and lacking in modern conveniences as a music festival can be, I knew that not...
"Paula Deen" Is Going to Kill "Trayvon Martin" on TV
Worlds collide when Law & Order: SVU brings the world's most famous racist chef and the world's most famous dead black kid together for what is guaranteed to be the least tasteful episode of television since the last episode of Extreme Cougar...
Orson Scott Card Is Officially the Most Racist Sci-Fi Author
The author of Ender's Game continues his bid to be the most hateful man in America by inventing a scenario in which Barack Obama becomes a Hitler-like dictator who uses street gangs to pacify the country.
Oprah Accused a Swiss Person of Racism
Media mogul Oprah Winfrey tried to buy a $40,000 handbag while in Switzerland for Tina Turner's wedding, but was told by a shopkeeper that she "couldn't afford it." Nevermind that Ms. Winfrey made $72 million last year. That ain’t “hood rich.” That’s...
The 12 Least Overrated Things in Los Angeles
A local writer took the city to task for being "overrated." Well, I live in Los Angeles, and I take offense to people making fun of all the amazing things the city has to offer. LA has the most pre-war movie houses in the world, some of the top art...
"Asian Girlz" Is the Most Racist Song of All Time
Asian people love this song, right? It's full of deep, complex, thoughtful emotions on your proud traditions. Oh… wait. You don’t like this song? You don’t want someone to “tofu all over you”? What about the part that references your “slanted eyes...
Ann Coulter Lists Her Favorite "Black Heroes"
Ann Coulter receives this week’s Ann Coulter Award for Excellence in Racism for her article, “Unsung Black People.” These “black heroes” are the people who dare to be happy when a person is killed. She's had it up to here with all the black folk...
Comic-Con 2013 Cosplay Photo Dump
Comic-Con is a special time of the year, but not just for sci-fi/fantasy enthusiasts. It's also like Christmas in July for photographers. Every eccentric within a 20 mile radius of Downtown San Diego can be seen puttering around the convention, either...