Henry Langston
Remembering the UK Riots
One year ago this weekend, Britain exploded into the worst rioting that pretty much anyone living there can remember. Four days of intense violence, looting, and chaos caught the police off-guard and politicians flew home from their expensive holidays...
World Peace Update
This is our 10th instalment of watching the world continuously and without fail fuck itself up the ass. This week, the world's downtrodden citizens decided to fight back and give the man a taste of his own medicine. Well, at least that's what the...
World Peace Update
Last week, Satan and his evil minions just barely managed to quench their thirst on a limited supply of human slaughter. Lucky for them, this week is a veritable bloodbath of failed peace attempts from an eclectic band of stooges including California...
World Peace Update
Last week, Ukrainian opposition party leader Vitali Klitschko threw world peace down the drain by attempting to take on the Kiev PD singlehandedly. That was pretty hard to top, but a bunch of Mexican cartels, some Molotov cocktail-loving Northern Irish...
World Peace Update
It's not gonna happen while Vitali Klitschko is walking the streets firing tear gas at cops.
Hanging Out with Spain's Angry Bazooka Miners
The police came and we had a big fight in the mountains.
World Peace Update
This week, a ragtag collection of striking cops, religious nutjobs, racists, and English soccer fans are to blame for our failure at world peace.
Crystal Meth Addicts Keep Setting Themselves on Fire
I interviewed a cop about the "shake and bake" method that's burning people alive and closing down hospitals.
Will This Summer Belong to Europe's Far-Left Terrorists?
The continent's militant Left is uniting as one big angry family.