Johnny Ryan

  • Nasty Kidz

    Lookit that old fat bitch!

  • The Janitor

    It's a fight to the death over the Janitor's dick.

  • Eastbound & Brown

    Kenny Powers's baby can throw a baseball faster than an electric butthole.

  • The Audition

    Well, according to this the audition is supposed to be in this cave...

  • The Hobo Enquirer

    Who's molesting the great hobos of Europe?

  • Jobs' Globs

    Apple's technological achievements can be traced to an alien Steve Jobs brutally raped many years ago.