Kat George

  • Is Everyone Having Sex on the Plane Except Me?

    I can understand my failure in the finding-a-stranger-to-bone-on-a-plane department. Not everyone is Bruce Willis. But I’ve also flown with someone I was doing it with at the time. But still, nothing. How do you sneak back to the bathroom without...

  • Is It Weird When Pets Watch You Have Sex?

    I used to date a guy who had a beautiful gray cat, and as a cat mommy myself, it pleased me to no end that I’d found a cat daddy to copulate with. That was until, midcoitus, I found myself face to face with said feline.

  • My Month Without Sex

    Eventually, some women are going to hear these three little life-changing words: “You have HPV.” I first found out I had the human papilloma virus just over two and a half years ago, and aside from it giving me the ability to make hilarious jokes about...

  • Dudes: Avoid These Common Fingerbanging Mistakes

    Just because you’ve got a finger in one hole doesn’t mean you’re welcome to put one in the other. It might surprise you, but anal fingering isn’t every woman’s preference. And even if it’s her preference one day, it might not be the next. Ask before...

  • Rubbing One Out with a Roommate

    Living with someone else in such close quarters means three things: You are going to smell their shit on a regular basis, at some point you will see one of their pubes in the tub, and you are most definitely going to hear them having sex. (Especially...

  • Reasons to Fuck a Guy on the First Date

    To fuck or not to fuck? I feel like that’s the eternal question among girls, or at least among the neurotic “looking for love” ladies that I associate with (luv u galz!). But if you walk away STD- and child-free at the end of it, I’d say you’re doing...

  • 'Bang with Friends' Won't Revolutionize the Way We Get Laid

    Everyone has someone in their Facebook feed who they might want to get down with. And it's likely you've got a few Facebook friends who are little more than acquintances who you want to get to know better. My problem with the app is that what it boasts...

  • Catholic Guilt Ruined My Sex Life

    He told me about his strict Catholic upbringing and how it was sinful for us to be having sex out of wedlock, and that his mother would “die” if she ever found out. I was the second girl he’d ever slept with, but he still made me feel cheap.

  • Why I Love Hairy Men

    There are two things you can expect when you go to bed with a Greek guy. First, his mother is going to hate you. Second, when he’s naked, he’s still going to be wearing a wiry suit of hair.

  • The First Time I Got Eaten Out

    I was dressed as if Rachel from 'Friends' threw up all over me: a floor-length strapless gown that was ruched across the middle and pencil-thin eyebrows, translucent Christina Ricci skin, a bouffant “half-up-half-down” hairdo, and deep plum lipstick...

  • Why Period Sex Is the Best Sex (and Should Probably Be Mandatory)

    There’s a moment in every relationship, whether it’s the first date or a year later, when the question of period sex comes up. And a man’s answer tells me everything I need to know about him.

  • How Your Girl Likes to Cum and What It Says About Her

    Say your brain and your vag, in a rare and merciful moment, decide to come together and shake hands, take heed. All you boys out there can learn a thing or two about your girl from her throbbing lady bits, just as she can from your ejaculatory habits...