Lesley Arfin

  • Dear Diary

    I saw a cute hip hop guy who was just on my hall but we haven't spoken so we'll see. Tomorrow I officially start school.

  • Dear Diary

    On Thursday I went to the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Steve, Jamie, and Alex. Boyz II Men KISSED ME!

  • Dear Diary

    I got a phone call tonight from this guy who says his name is Tom Nasp and he told me I was on the guest list for a Beastie Boys private party at the Palladium this Saturday night!

  • Dear Diary

    I know that everyone hates me because someone put a note in my locker saying the worst, meanest things I have ever heard.

  • Dear Diary

    I'm in Long Island once again. Tonight for some strange reason I feel like getting on the train.

  • Dear Diary

    I don't even want to try to write for the "Open Your Eyes and See" essay contest. I know I won't win so why should I even fucking bother?

  • Dear Diary

    Just got back from Fugazi. Saw Cliff. Saw John. Saw Tyler. Talked to Bobby a lot. Saw Antonio. Antonio… his name just rolls off my tongue like Italian ices in 90-degree heat.

  • Dear Diary

    Hi! At Hebrew Marcie told me she was going to Florida for Christmas vacation. She asked her mom if I could go with them.

  • Dear Diary

    Remembering the day I got my first bra.

  • Dear Diary

    I failed my road test for the motherfucking third time. I really can’t believe it.

  • Dear Diary

    Quickly discovering how much acid sucks.

  • Dear Diary

    Pot: Making everything worse since 1998.