Leslie Stein

  • Pussy Willy - Part 2

    Before I joined the Navy, my father gave me some good advice... none of which I took, of course. One of the things he said was "Willy, whatever you do, don't come back here any god-awful tattoos, promise me that." So, of course, this is what I went and...

  • Pussy Willy - Part 1

    Y'know... if you kick the bucket before me, I'll name that damn cat after you. I'll change her name from Pussy to Pussy Willy! Ha Ha Ha!

  • Jonathan - Part 2

    Well, uh...I'd give you my phone number, but, uh... I don't have a phone.

  • Jonathan - Part 1

    So I told her, "You're CRAZY if you think I'm going ANYWHERE in that dress...

  • Lithium

    Playing benefit concerts sucks, but at least it gets you out of school for a day.

  • That Sticky Machine

    The mystery of the disappearing gumballs.