Liz Armstrong

  • The Cobra Eclipse

    It's time to party with light.

  • Raging with Thunder Zone

    Mega-hyper Milwaukee rapper Juiceboxxx is releasing his own energy drink via his record label. We talked to him about all this brand synergy.

  • In Defense of Cults

    Bringing us deeper into the group would mean we’d be blindfolded and put in a van and driven to an undisclosed basement in the Valley. No big deal.

  • Princess Dies Is the Last Woman on Earth

    While eating breakfast at a biker bar off a dirt road in the middle of nowhere, I met a curious chick named Ashby Lee Collinson.

  • Huffing Sweaty Love

    If you can think of a better way to spend a Thursday night than huffing the dirty t-shirts of complete strangers and watching softcore porn, we'd like to hear it.

  • Morning of the Magicians

    Unless you’re religious, a terrorist, or both—a conservative—serious galvanization among “your people” when it comes to bonding over the intangibles of human existence is no small task.

  • The Cosmos Are Zitty

    Tonight's pus-filled celebration of sun flare provoked self-mutilation, the real age of Aquarius, being an alien, and having a penis and needing a vagina.

  • The Source Family Rises Again

    Once you believe you’re “specially chosen” for a certain task or destiny, you’re kind of in the danger zone. There's a new documentary about it.

  • God Bless America

    This is Bobcat Goldthwait's call to kindness. It involves guns.

  • Diva Projections

    A Diva Dompé performance is an immutable force of love, like the reverse of a horror show but with the same outcome.

  • Where SSION's Love Grows

    The video for SSION's "My Love Grows in the Dark" takes place in a dark, snowy, narcissistic sex club, where it's not a good idea to eat the bread.

  • Stems: A History of Hosiery

    Now a way to scandalize the leg by means of veiling it, stockings had a long, rough journey on their way to getting everyone horny.