Noisey Staff
Akon's Wikipedia Page Is Amazing
I feel confident in saying that Akon has had the most ludicrous career of any R&B artist ever. Since this is the internet and people no longer want to read anything that isn't comprehensively organized, I’ve compiled a list of his career highlights.
The Ten Best (and Worst) Goat Music Video Mashups
People are splicing goat shrieks into pop songs. Why? Because it's the internet, that's why. Though we're completely confounded by it, we've compiled the ten best (and worst) goat video mashups and rated them. You did this to yourselves.
Masturbating Midgets, Cocaine, and Acid - The People Vs. Fidlar
People on the Internet are too awkward (or, you know, far away) to say anything to your face, so they leave weird shit in the comments section. Noisey got LA skate punks FIDLAR to call out the trolls online, who seem to be obsessed with masturbating...
Talking to Bryan Ferry About How He Controlled Our Brains, Minds, and Libidos
In the first episode, John gets together with former Roxy Music frontman Bryan Ferry to talk about his new album, Roxy Music's first ever show at the 100 Club, and the love he shared with Brian Eno for tiger print catsuits. Very sexy video alert.
Action Bronson and the Alchemist's Mixtape, 'Rare Chandeliers' Is Up on Noisey!
NOISEY is beyond psyched to be premiering his newest project, 'Rare Chandeliers,' which he made with the prolific (and equally great) producer the Alchemist.
Behind the Scenes with Action Bronson at "The Symbol" Video Shoot
Check out footage, plus more information on Action's upcoming 'Rare Chandeliers' mixtape, available on November 15 exclusively through Noisey!
Snoop Lion Has a New Video for "La La La," Directed by Eli Roth
Our very own Snoop Lion just released an amazing video for the song "La La La" off of his upcoming Reincarnated album.
Die Antwoord Responds to "Fatty Boom Boom" Youtube Comments
People left something like 20,000 comments on the "Fatty Boom Boom" video, so Die Antwoord decided to take some time to respond to some of their favorites.
Die Antwoord and Lady Gaga Are Beefing
Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord are in a Twitter fight over a music video that shows Lady Gaga having a bug pulled out of her vagine.
Passion Pit - "Constant Conversations" (Little Daylight Remix)
Passion Pit's second album, 'Gossamer,' did the indie equivalent of splitting the atom, aka actually improving upon your first album and expanding your sound in ways that not only make sense, but are awesome.
OFF! - "Wrong" Featuring Jack Black
OFF! have a new video for their song "Wrong," and it features Jack Black and some cowboy hats.
Nicky Da B & King Khan at the House of Vans
VANS HOUSE PARTY!!!!! VANS! VANS! VANS! VANS! VANS! TWERK! TWERK! VANS! VANS!