barack obama

  • The Revolution Will Not Be Petitioned

    Almost 20,000 people have signed a petition to oust the Australian Prime Minister. Not that that actually means anything.

  • Vladimir Putin Is Charming the Pants Off the G20

    The Russian leader keeps showing up Barack Obama on Syria. There are many theories as to why the wave of opinion is pushing back against American intervention in the Middle East, but maybe it's that Putin is just cooler than Obama.

  • Orson Scott Card Is Officially the Most Racist Sci-Fi Author

    The author of Ender's Game continues his bid to be the most hateful man in America by inventing a scenario in which Barack Obama becomes a Hitler-like dictator who uses street gangs to pacify the country.

  • George Zimmerman Isn't White

    After being found not guilty of murdering Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman is the focus of intense criticism, especially from groups who have painted him as a "white oppressor." Of course, Zimmerman's mother is Peruvian, which isn't exactly "white" by...

  • Road-Tripping with Rand Paul

    I followed the guy who's probably running for president in 2016 as he gave speeches to evangelical Christians, hobnobbed with rich Silicon Valley techno-libertarians, and continued his effort to form a voting coalition of black conservatives...

  • This Week in Reverse Racism

    I have decided to answer your prayers and dedicate this week’s column to the men and women single-handedly keeping the ridiculous notion of “reverse racism” alive. I will be ranking news stories on a scale from 1 to REVERSE RACIST, with 1 being the...