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Είναι Ικανό ένα Hashtag να Σταματήσει την Μπόκο Χαράμ;
Δυστυχώς, η ενθάρρυνση στρατιωτικής επέμβασης μέσω ένος hashtag δεν θα βοηθήσει να σωθούν τα 300 απαχθέντα κορίτσια από τη Νιγηρία.
Αξιολογώντας τον Φεμινισμό και την Αλήθεια του Photoshop
Επεξεργασμένες ή όχι, οι glamorous φωτογραφίες είναι ήδη ένα ψέμα.
Gina Rodriguez: The D-List Diva
Pick a celebrity you really hate. Think of the most awful famous-for-being-famous, always-in-TMZ piece of garbage you can, someone who would scare the cast of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. No matter whose name is in your mind, Gina Rodriguez...
Notes on the New Harry Dean Stanton Documentary
On Friday, I drove into Los Angeles to catch a showing of Partly Fiction, a new documentary about Harry Dean Stanton, and was reminded just how much audiences in LA love losing their shit over celebrities and celebrity culture.
This Man Believes All News Events Are Staged By Actors
What if I told you that everyone you see on TV—celebrities, but also ordinary folks in local news reports—was an actor playing their part in an elaborate conspiracy? You'd probably want to give me money for my future project, right?
Celebrity Baby Smack Down: North West Vs. the Royal Baby
When I discovered both Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton would give birth this summer, I became excited about the prospect of a baby smack down, because watching children try to kill each other is rewarding and fun. Who will win the Thunderdome matchup...
I Wore Vaseline on My Face Because Tyra Banks Told Me To
One time, Tyra Banks gave a bunch of ladies bedazzled jars of Vaseline and told them if they covered their bodies in petroleum jelly they could look like supermodels too. I wore Vaseline on my face to see if it really worked.
An Open Letter to the Worst Wax Museum in America
Dear Hollywood Wax Museum, I visited your Los Angeles location, and was disappointed with what I saw. Upon entering, I was greeted by your Tom Hanks in Castaway waxwork. I have never seen Castaway, so there may be a scene in which Tom...
Don't Insult the Iron Sheik, Bubba
"I WORK OVER 50 YEARS IN THE SHOW BUSINESS AND I CAN TELL WHOEVER I WANT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. ANYBODY WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW THEY ARE WORLD CLASS I LET THEM KNOW IF THEY ARE OR THEY ARE NOT."
Living, Learning, and Going Long with Gypsy Boots, America’s First Hippie
I met Gypsy Boots in 1970, before I knew he was the nationally famous founder of the hippie movement, and became friends with him in 1995, nine years before America's archetypal holy fool passed away. Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about him—what he...
Meet the Guys Who Want to Turn Tony Danza into a Dadaist Meme
I wanted to talk to them about their Kickstarter project and we wound up discussing washed-up celebrities, how the art world is bullshit, and their plans to force themselves into a parade with a Danza-inspired float.
The 12-Step Program for Lance Armstrong's Image
After 15 years of denial, obfuscation, and single-handedly creating the worst fashion trend of the 21st century, Lance Armstrong is finally ready to admit to the world—or Oprah, same difference—that he indulged in performance-enhancing drugs during his...