Church
Interview with a Casino Priest
A casino is a place to lose money and time and wear a bad shirt (or take acid and go to a Lauryn Hill concert). What it isn’t is a place for a priest. So when I found out that Melbourne’s Crown Casino employs a full-time priest I said shit off. But...
Is There an Afterlife for Animals?
When Lassie bit the big one, did she go to some Beggin' Strips-laden paradise where there's always a willing leg to hump and the toilet lid is never down, or did she just get all maggoty in the dirt behind the wooden tool shed?
Gotta Serve Nobody
Doesn't matter if you found Jesus if your music's still shit, and more on religion's annihilating ways.
A Fist in the Face of God Meets... A Guy Who Climbed a Cross and Shit on It
He doesn't "believe in VICE," but he agreed to this interview because he thinks it will get him laid.
The Second Coming of Christ-a-Go-Go!
Our Christ-a-Go-Go article from the December issue has risen! Behold, more photos of Africans worshipping inside an abandoned slaughterhouse in France.
Kiwi Congregation
Now, before I continue let's get one thing clear, this is NOT a beat up on religion. Let's work on this premise; you don't shove your shit down my throat and I'll agree not to tell you to fuck off. It's really that simple.