• Facebook Funeral

    Your funeral has a Facebook event. We're going to geo-tag the location and read your draft tweets aloud. Your urn is a hot spot, because of a Kickstarter you forgot about, and we built a bot from your web presence. It's almost the same as having you...

  • Conspiracy News: Osama Not Buried at Sea!

    According to some new WikiLeaks, the CIA flew his corpse to Delaware.

  • The Corpse

    Of the many rumors surrounding Bredo Morstoel, here is the most endearing: He arranged his deathbed pillows into a secret signal for his grandson.