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Wiener Dog Races!
In August, Montreal held its fifth annual wiener-dog race day. Prizes were awarded for the fastest runner, best costume, and bobbing for wieners—that’s like bobbing for apples but with dogs and cocktail wieners, and it’s as amazing as it sounds.
Tell Us About Your Tats!
Every tattoo tells a story and has a story—that’s two stories per tat! So every month we stop someone on the street and ask them to “tell us ’bout them tats!” This month we stopped Gordon Penniweather in Park Slope, and he filled us in on the story...
Digital Superstars Summer Fest 2012
Tupac at Coachella was just the beginning! This summer, the greats of hip-hop and history come to liz-ife! Onstage, the OGs of all-time.
Jarble Jerble
The ganef has the chutzpah to belt me in the face. He lays me back in my stunned state and tries to shove the pool net up my tukhus. I tighten my hole like it’s holding onto a hundred-dollar bill.
I Taught a Grown Man How to Ride a Bike
When my friend (and VICE writer) Clive told me that, despite being a grown man, he couldn’t ride a bike, I decided to step in and help him (by embarrassing him in this blog post).
On the Illness
William was a puker. His expulsions—the color, consistency, and volume of a baby's—occurred after every sentence he spoke.
Deaf Comedy Jam
Deaf comedy hasn’t had a lot going for it ever since black people ran it into the ground in the 90s.
A Shrimpy-Batdude Adventure
Suddenly, Shrimpy Batman senses trouble! It's lunch time. But what should he and the LOLS (Legion of Look-Alike Superheroes) eat?
Photographic Moratorium - Writing Your Feelings on Pieces of Paper
After a brief hiatus, our blog of petty photographic grievances is back, back, back, and we thought we'd dedicate the first post of the year to your feelings. Which you seem to have a lot of.