• How to Look Hot at the Gym

    Oh what, you thought the gym was a "safe zone"? You're a woman; there are no safe zones. Just waking up? Why aren’t your eyelashes tinted and curled, you pig? In the hospital having a transplant? Doesn’t mean your nails shouldn't be so shiny that you...

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  • Gym Monkeys

    Newspapers and pro athletes who get busted and then cry shame and say they hate steroids are LIARS. Steroids rule.

  • Fucking Assholes #4

    I saw the gym Nazi again today. I smiled and waved hello as he jogged on the treadmill. It drove him to run faster. I giggled like a little girl.