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How to Be an Adult: Spend More than $1 on a Brush
I was in the middle of sending a text message, dodging Tupperware from yesterday’s lunch on my floor, and consoling my roommate over boy problems when that $1 round brush claimed a quarter of my hair—a very valuable quarter that sits right on the top...
Why I Love Hairy Men
There are two things you can expect when you go to bed with a Greek guy. First, his mother is going to hate you. Second, when he’s naked, he’s still going to be wearing a wiry suit of hair.
Ever Been Made to Feel That Your Afro Is Unprofessional?
Is the afro only for divas in blacksploitationfilms and middle-aged men who wear blackface, pretend to be a young Michael Jackson, and offend everyone on Halloween? Or could a politician, a banker, or a lawyer wear a natural afro while they're at work?
What Girls Hate. Haaaaate
You might be thinking, "Hate is a very strong word." I think hearing this from the other summer camp junior-associate-bitches on the tennis court is what made me who I am today.
The Big Lie Behind the Flowers in Aung San Suu Kyi's Hair
OK. I admit it. I fucked up… bought into the myth. But so did virtually every other media outfit on Earth.
Is Six Flags Racist Against Dreadlocks?
Do locks really make you too unprofessional to clean up little kid vomit and flip burgers?
I Turned Normal for a Week
VICE recently asked me to become a normal girl for a week and document it. I guess a big reason they asked me to do it is because I take a lot of self-portraits and I can come across as a pretty disgusting person.
Public Hair
Yesterday there was a pretty girl sitting with her girlfriends in front of my wife and me at a movie and most of the time all I could see of her was her hair. When you were sitting behind girls in classrooms in grade school, their hair could drive you...