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British Private School Kids Are Getting High on Butane in Dubai
Yes, butane—the flammable stuff in lighters that can freeze your lungs and kill you if you use it wrong. To try to understand why people don't just wait a couple of years to buy booze, I spoke to "Steph," who lived in Dubai for three years and knew...
Taken
There’s no reason why anyone should talk about or listen to other people talking about sports for hours and hours every day. There is not necessarily that much to say about men running and catching balls under the best of circumstances, and necessarily...
You’re a Pussy if You Think There’s a War on Men
Some traditionalists are "pissed off" about "women not being women" now because decades ago, lazy men didn’t have to worry about talented women taking their jobs. Now that women can dictate the terms of relationships and don’t need to latch onto a man...
How I Faked Obama's Kenyan Birth
I am Nimrod Kamer, aka Peter Rehnquist, the creator of the "real" 'Obama Kenya Birth 2012' film. I am happy to present to you the behind-the-scenes making-of footage of the birthing-video hoax.
Some Idiots Think They're Being Brainwashed by CAPTCHAs
The Civil Rights Defenders' CAPTCHAs ask users a civil rights-related question—like how do you feel about the Albanian Vice Minister of Defense thinking gays should be beaten with a stick?—and provides three opinion-based answers. Some people, however...
My Day Out with the London Seduction Society
The London Seduction Society is a group of morons with a website who roam around the city looking for girls to annoy. I thought it would be funny and depressing to join this herd of salivating sexual hypnotists for one of their walkabouts, so last...
Powder Keg
Was the film's trailer an inciting event, a match to throw on the bundle of twigs? Sure. Maybe. But those twigs were just sticks of dynamite painted brown (inherent xenophobia that strong religious beliefs create). Any little spark would've done it.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A man has an affair but refuses to give his wife a divorce, and a telemarketer threatens to kill a homeowner who hung up on him. Which one is the bigger cry-baby?
The Me Men
What the fuck are longhairs, you ask? Longhairs are a bunch of self-obsessed idiots who passionately grow their hair long and talk about it online.