According to the Muslim Brotherhood, women are emotional creatures who can't make decisions, should only do work that doesn't take away from their roles at home, and should find pleasure in obeying in their husbands.
We're not quite there yet, folks.
Your best bet is to arrive at the match in expensive clothes and without a beard.
Welcome to Buss Camp, where every surface is covered in broken glass and fresh bullet holes.
How are you gonna get back to fostering hate at the rate you've become accustomed to?