Meet the Nieratkos
Inside the Writer's Studio
Former pro skater Scott Bourne moved to Paris to write the next great American novel.
Help Put Strippers Through College
For just dollars a minute you can help feed a starving cam girl! They’ll do anything you want for $10, just no transcribing interviews.
A Quicky with Farrah Abraham and Chris Nieratko
I am no longer a hoarder. As a child I amassed thousands of comic books. In my teenage years it was 'Star Wars' toys. In my 20s I sought out old, classic skateboards. Then I turned 30, got married, had kids, and realized I don’t care to have crap...
Porn Stars Auction Their Bodies for Oklahoma Tornado Victims
I went to the Exxotica Porn Expo to ask some of the top adult-film stars what sexual act they’d be willing to donate to my fictitious auction to help raise money for the victims of the Oklahoma tornadoes. If the comical responses of these porn stars...
Jeff Grosso Has a Beautiful Mind
Is Jeff Grosso the last vestige of free speech in skateboarding? We don’t know, but we like the way he talks about drugs.
Skateboarding's Most Violent Team Manager Has Mellowed Out
Deluxe Distribution's Mic-e Reyes has never kicked anyone off his team for smoking pot, but he has kicked a lot of ass over the years.
Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes
Former CPA turned adult-film star Veruca James offers some helpful tips for filing your taxes.
Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School
Patrick O’Dell is having an art show called 'Skateboard High School' tonight at LA’s Known Gallery. I wish I were flying to LA this weekend so I could see it, but I'm not, so instead I made him send me a copy of the limited-edition book from the show...
Finally, a Kids' Book for Cannibals
If you’re a cannibal with lofty aspirations to become part of high society, Jen Uman has the perfect book for you and your children.
Fat, Sick, and Nearly Divorced
It was bound to happen. Chris Nieratko’s wife is leaving him for juicing, so he’s offering up these photos and videos of her for you to pleasure yourself to.
Hip-Hop Isn’t Dead, It’s Just Repackaged
Skateboarding ruined hip-hop, and Lil Wayne sucks, but at least we have our CDs and cassettes from the 90s to drown our sorrows.
The Wonderful Sieben of Oz
I love it when our friends become famous, especially when those friends come from the skateboarding world. So you can imagine how my heart sang when I heard that our very own columnist, Michael Sieben, had been tapped to give his visual interpretation...