Meet the Nieratkos
Battle of the Butthole Tattoos
This girl wants her butthole tattoo to make her famous so she can spread goodwill to the poor and needy.
LA Pizza That Doesn’t Suck?
All pizza in Los Angeles sucks. It’s a law written in blood. And yet former pro skater Salman Agah believes he is above the law with his eatery Pizzanista, which churns out miracle pies. I chatted with Salman to find out what the secret of not sucking...
Happy Valentine's Day: Here Is a Mormon Sex Handbook
What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with some hot and steamy dude-on-dude Mormon action?
The World’s Biggest Beatles Fan
Until recently I thought my wife’s retarded uncle, Lonnie, was the biggest Beatles fan in the world. Then I discovered Zarrah Angel, who has her butthole tattooed with one of their biggest hits.
Nicola Jayne Hebson: Vegan Taxidermist Extraordinaire
Meat isn’t murder if the beast died of natural causes, right? That’s the philosophy that allows Nicola Jayne Hebson, a vegan taxidermist, to sleep at night.
That Bitch Sandy Took Away My Porn
Like most people in New Jersey, I lost power Sunday night due to that historic bitch, Hurricane Sandy. After three days without the internet I now know what it's like to be stranded on a deserted island for years.
Meet the Nieratkos - Kimberly Kane in Skinema Tomorrow
Chris talks interracial sex, rape, and an all-semen diet with porn star and subject of tomorrow’s "Skinema," Kimberly Kane.
Meet the Nieratkos - Tears of an Elmo
Ever wonder who is inside the costumes of characters children love? It’s me. And I’m dying inside.
Meet the Nieratkos - How I Spent My Tampa Vacation
ATL Twins, Selena Gomez, Bruce Springsteen, Yankees game, catching a whale, enormous titties—this sums up my weekend at the Tampa Pro skate contest.
Season Three of Adventures with Chris Is Upon Us
So far Chris has explored a NATO training base in Germany, gone to his retarded Uncle Lonnie's Christmas party, and taken poor children to Jersey. The bar is set pretty high.
Meet the Nieratkos - Cupful of Cum
Apparently sperm testing labs get real bent out of shape when you surprise them with a paper bag full of cum.