Miami
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the policewoman who's suing someone because she tripped on a curb versus Busta Rhymes.
Partying with Babes and Electro Dudes at the Gold Rush Strip Club
For three years now, Miami-born creative collective the Overthrow has thrown the unofficial Winter Music Conference closing party at the Gold Rush strip club, in the heart of downtown Miami. It's basically the best party ever.
My Week at Art Basel in 100 Photos
I saw a lot of things at Art Basel, including knitted boobs, real boobs, good art, art for people who don't like art, terrible word art, and SpaceGhostPurrp's mom. It was a fun and ragged journey. Check out my photos!
Griselda Blanco: So Long and Thanks for All the Cocaine
Griselda Blanco was killed outside a butcher shop in Colombia yesterday when two men on a motorcycle put two bullets into her head. Despite the location, this was unlikely a beef about beef (zing!), and probably had more to do with the scores of people...
Graffiti, Crackheads, More Cocaine, Miami (Bitch)
I’m sleeping alone in the backseat of a parked rental car at 5 AM in a terrible neighborhood in Miami when the door opposite me clicks open and a grizzly old black drunk man slides in next to me, shutting the car door behind him. His eyes and skin are...
This Week In Florida - One Million Concealed Guns, 2 Live Crew, and Three Blind Mice
Another eventful week in Sunshine State. Uncle Luke Campbell (formerly of 2 Live Crew) calls out powerful Miami figures in his column, Luke’s Gospel. Concealed weapons permits reach one million, a pill mill is busted, a guy forced a seven-year-old boy...
This Week in Florida - Public Masturbation and Girlfriend Arson
If you want a sneak peek at what twisted fate will befall America in the decade to come, look no further than Florida.
Welcome to the NBA Finals
Who will be the champions of The Year the Season Started at Christmas Because the Buttsteak Owner of the Suns Wanted to Prove Some Dim Point About Unions or Whatever?
Lebron James: The No-Fun Superstar
Back in the day, everyone wanted to be like Mike. Who wants to be like LeBron?
Talking to the Guy Who Designed the Marlins' Monstrous Stadium
The internet has viciously mocked the Miami Marlins half-billion dollar brand-new stadium. We interviewed Greg Sherlock, its designer.