michael ian black
President Obama, I would like to offer my services as an assassin. Please let me kill our enemies, foreign or domestic.
I hate the way men are stereotyped as sex-starved cock robots. I feel like I am a good man. I’m just not a horny man. Unless we’re talking about BJs.
Mind Thoughts... with Michael Ian Black - Mustard Is the King of Condiments, and I Will Prove it, Dickhead
Put down that tomato period and pick up the condiment of the revolution.
A dead celebrity is so much more exciting than a live one.