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    Growing up, I thought that the definition of “friend” was pretty simple. It meant someone you shared common interests with, could sit with for prolonged moments of silence and not feel weird, and cared about in a way that wasn’t driven by ulterior...

  • They Gave Him Five for One

    JerkFace HogSmack was sentenced to five years in prison for breaking one bottle over a douche bag's head.