Paula Deen
"Paula Deen" Is Going to Kill "Trayvon Martin" on TV
Worlds collide when Law & Order: SVU brings the world's most famous racist chef and the world's most famous dead black kid together for what is guaranteed to be the least tasteful episode of television since the last episode of Extreme Cougar...
A Pork-Laced Bullet Designed to Kill Muslims
Idaho-based company/racist joke Jihawg Ammo sells bullets coated with pork to protect God-fearing 'Mericans from the Islamist suicide bombers—the idea is that the pork will prevent the evil Muslims from going to Muslim heaven. I'm not sure it'll work.
Paula Deen Is Exhausted from Being So Racist All the Time
America’s Sweetheart and expert chef of all things deep-fried finally came clean about using the “N-Word," claiming that her Southern upbringing made use of the word natural. Her “Sorry for Being Racist” press tour was supposed to start this morning on...
The Least Important Important Thing
I would not and should not be writing about sports if I didn't think they were a way to better understand and enjoy a complicated moment-to-moment existence—not to mention a pretty righteous excuse to tell that existence to fuck off for a couple hours...
