Pizza
Tourist Traps
Welcome to Hot Links, our brand new food column dedicated to showcasing the overlooked culinary wonders of YouTube. Here are seven of the best low-budget restaurant commercials shot in tourist traps around the USA. Crack a cold one and enjoy.
Diet Food Made Me Want to Kill Myself
I thought my weight had gotten out of hand, so I dropped $250 on diet food to get myself in shape. What I found out is the reason why people lose weight on these plans is because the food is too horrible to consume.
I Saw the Backstreet Boys Perform at a Mall
Seeing the Backstreet Boys at the Grove is a sublime experience. It was reminiscent of what is must have been like to see the Beatles' rooftop concert in 1969, except surrounded by chain restaurants. Where else could you see an actual cheesecake...
Pizza Party at the Good Company
For this week's Mahal, I headed over to the Good Company in the Lower East Side of Manhattan for a pizza party in celebration of Henry Gunderson's artwork. The Good Company opened six months ago. It was an idea birthed during an acid trip and its main...
I Spent the Evening at Chuck E. Cheese's, the Most Magical Place on Earth
You’re young. You’re shitty. So why aren’t you at Chuck E. Cheese’s? It is, after all, where “a kid can be a kid,” and the last time I checked, your maturity level would place you thoroughly within that demographic. Did I mention it serves beer? It...
Seven Dark Horse Candidates for Pope
Everyone agrees that the next pope, like pretty much every pope in history, will be an old guy who is already a high-ranking member of the Church, but it doesn’t have to be. The new pope doesn't even have to be ordained, technically, and ain't no rule...
LA Pizza That Doesn’t Suck?
All pizza in Los Angeles sucks. It’s a law written in blood. And yet former pro skater Salman Agah believes he is above the law with his eatery Pizzanista, which churns out miracle pies. I chatted with Salman to find out what the secret of not sucking...
We Went To the Last Tiki Disco of 2012
Tiki Disco hosted the best parties in Bushwick at Roberta's Pizza.