• Would You Want to Age Backwards Like Benjamin Button?

    When you'd have the physically fit, hangover-immune body of a 23-year-old, you'd have the maturity not to puke all over the place and make out with strangers at the bar. And when you're 85 but have the body of a 12-year-old you could get the senior...

  • What’s the Difference Between a Wrap and a Burrito?

    When I order a wrap, it’s nearly like eating a snack. But when I order a burrito, I'm making a commitment. Burritos can come in huge sizes that measure up to a small child.

  • Do Dogs and Cats Understand Us?

    We are all guilty of speaking to our pets. When humans give us the cold shoulder, we are guilty of turning man’s best friend into mans personal therapist. But are our pets understanding us, or just feeling out for our homosapien vibes.

  • Question of the Day - What's the Most Evil Industry?

    We were curious which industry is the most damaging. So we did whatever we do when we have a question about morality: We asked random strangers in New York City.

  • How Do You Vibe?

    Dozens of people (even super old people!) stood in the middle of the street to wait for a free sex toy, yet they were unwilling to answer our simple little question of the day: How do you vibe?

  • How Do You Feel About Chick-fil-A?

    We know what everyone on the internet thinks about this, because they told us, but what about the normal people who go to Chick-fil-A to eat chicken? What do they think? We went to the only Chick-fil-A in New York City to ask around, but it was on the...

  • How Much Money Would You Need for the Rest of Your Life?

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Money can’t buy happiness. They all say that, but whoever the fuck “they” are obviously haven't had to stretch $20 over an entire week, contemplate selling an organ to pay bills, or have their entire day’s caloric intake consist of a...

  • How Much Plan B Is Too Much?

    We live in a highly sophisticated society that has invested billions in creating multiple ways for humans to enjoy boning without having to worry about the consequences. So there is no shame in hitting up the clinic for that Plan B every now and again...

  • Do You Like Your Dicks Cut or Uncut?

    Everybody’s talking about penises lately. Specifically, the foreskin. The controversy has gotten to the point where Germany has banned circumcision altogether. So we took to the streets to ask New Yorkers if they liked their cocks circumcised or...

  • What Kind of Dinosaur Would You Be?

    Which dinosaur was the best? Like, would it be better to be a gigantic t. rex or a nimble velociraptor? A flying pterodactyl or a spiky stegosaurus? We hit the streets of New York to find out.

  • What Did You Want to Be When You Grew Up?

    We asked some schlubs on the street if they lived up to the lofty dreams of their youth. They didn't.

  • Is the Internet Good or Bad?

    Without the web, we'd probably be in better shape. But then again, we'd have to pay for porn.