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How I Faked Obama's Kenyan Birth
I am Nimrod Kamer, aka Peter Rehnquist, the creator of the "real" 'Obama Kenya Birth 2012' film. I am happy to present to you the behind-the-scenes making-of footage of the birthing-video hoax.
The VICE Guide to Voting - Otherkin
The deciding day of the 2012 election draws near, and as a politically undecided man-dolphin, you're not sure where to cast your vote. Where do the candidates stand on the right to life for demonkin? It's a complicated world, and you may have a fake...
Horses, Bayonets, and the Sinking of Our Political Battleship at the Third Presidential Debate
The final debate lacked the novelty of the first debate, the antagonisms of the second debate, and Joe Biden’s laugh from the vice presidential debate. Everybody wanted to see it come to an end. We were ready to rip the Band-Aid off, even if a chunk of...
The Third Presidential Debate - Live
There’s a chance this debate will get a little wonky—foreign policy is a complicated subject that not a lot of Americans understand or care about. Still, won’t it be exciting to see which stray remarks get turned into insta-memes? No, no it will not...
On the Road with Obama and Romney - Part V
I started thinking about writing an obituary for George McGovern four days ago, when the news came out of Sioux Falls that the senator was in hospice and, as the family put it, "nearing the end." But I waited too long, and I know that now every...
VICE Guide to Voting - Who’s Better for Crush Porn Enthusiasts?
Yes, jobs are important and national security has its place, but which of the two candidates will best meet the needs of those pornography fans that can only get off by watching a woman step on something?
Cornel West Plans to Vote for Obama in November and Protest His Policies in February
We love Cornel, even if we don’t always agree with him, because he doesn’t bite his tongue for anybody—not even the Commander in Chief. So, we hit him up after the second debate to see what he had to say about the prospect of a Romney presidency.
Obama (and 'The Economist') Won the Second Presidential Debate
Yes, Obama and 'The Economist' (as in the magazine) won the second presidential debate. And it all happened in the last round of question and answer. In fact, I don’t really care about anything except the final question and answer of this debate, and...
Baseball Is Dead and So Is Civility
The death of baseball and the rise of football shows what is ahead of us culturally, and in government. There will be more politicians in reality television. There will be more politicians elected based on their slogans or good looks. Debates will...
On the Road with Obama and Romney - Part 4
The first Obama-Romney debate dirtied the robes of majesty. That, I think, was the great loss for the president in it. He spoke with Romney as though the machine of power really was something they could just tune up, and that has never really been this...
The Second Presidential Debate - Live
Think the presidential debate tonight at Hofstra University is going to be another snoozefest? Will you be passed out by 9:30 like last time? Think again! For your amusement and pleasure—and to keep the candidates honest—VICE presents to you five...
The VICE Guide to Voting - High-Class Whores
PROSTITUTION. A vocation as old as politics and half as dirty. Professional ladies and fancy gents have been taking it for cash long before Obama and Romney were shaking hands and kissing babies. If this election is about redefining social order, our...