• Panty Pops

    I don’t know a whole lot about religion—aside from the fact that Easter candy is delicious and I thank God for it every April—but I imagine that the feeling that watching Panty Pops gives you, where the subject is so heavy that you just need to take a...

  • Raw 10

    The man wished that he could order her, naked, spreadeagled on a biscuit. One of the not-burnt ones.

  • Girls Love Girls #4

    Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison’s ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents).

  • This Ain’t Dracula XXX

    This recent fascination with vampires really has got to end already.

  • Meet the Nieratkos - Kimberly Kane in Skinema Tomorrow

    Chris talks interracial sex, rape, and an all-semen diet with porn star and subject of tomorrow’s "Skinema," Kimberly Kane.

  • Skinema Is Coming...

    Chris Nieratko's column about porn is being turned into a show. Rejoice.

  • California Anal Girls

    As a young child I remember being told all girls in Hollywood take it in the ass and not believing it. Then I moved there and confirmed it to be true. I don’t think I had lived in Los Angeles

  • Buttface

    I went to school with a kid named Phil McCracken. I am a big fan of juvenile humor, so you can see why I love this title.

  • No Warning 6: The Unfair Advantage

    If you're going to watch only one hardcore, anal-raping, lesbian-wrestling porno this year, make it "No Warning 6." The hardcore is harder! The anal is more anally!

  • Vicarious

    My life has taken a very strange turn. I have found myself domesticated, with very little contact with the outside world.

  • Halloween XXX Porn Parody

    For starters, I would've hoped that a porno remake of Halloween would've at least had the decency to incorporate the word wiener into the title.

  • Hot for Teacher

    I think I wanted to fuck my fourth-grade teacher. I didn't know what it meant "to fuck" anything back then, but I knew I wanted to do it.