Skinema

  • SpontaneASS

    So my second son, Christopher James Nieratko III, was born on August 10, 2011

  • Kimberly Kane's Been Blackmaled

    Fuck me already with all the times I’ve had to plug a Kimberly Kane movie just so I can tell you that at some point in my lifetime VBS will supposedly air my four-part Skinema exposé on Ms. Kane and her sexy exploits.

  • It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself!

    The sad thing about the title of this film is that it’s true; it’s not going to suck itself.

  • Ass Worship 12

    The Tenth Commandment clearly states, “Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife,” so I’m pretty sure me wanting to fuck my friend Matt’s wife is totally kosher because they live outside San Francisco, nowhere near me.

  • Driller

    We are quickly approaching the two-year mark of me not giving a shit that Michael Jackson is dead. Next year will be exactly 30 years since Thriller was released, the last time I slightly cared about him.

  • Meet the Nieratkos - Skinema: Year 3

    Ever see Hearts of Darkness? The documentary Coppola’s wife made about the nightmare that was the making of Apocolypse Now? Well, I’m hoping my wife makes one for me about the horror of making my silly little porn show, Skinema, for VBS. I...

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  • Hose Hoes' 2

    Cover model and professional butt licker Julia Ann reminds me of my wife. (Not that my wife hangs off black curtain rods and licks butts.)

  • Joanna's Angels 3: Douchebag Resurrection

    What could be sadder than a bunch of awkward and insecure porn fans leering at girls from a distance at a convention in Vegas?

  • Hole in the Wall

    I hate zany fonts. Those fonts that are CRAZY pictures of people puking or having sex while forming a letter are the worst, especially when people try to use them at 10 or 12 point; you can't even make out what they are.

  • The Mommy X-Perience

    Strange things happen to a woman’s vagina after a human slides out of it, aside from the obvious stretching and tearing.

  • Debbie Duz Dishes Again

    Does life imitate porn? Or does porn imitate life? I ask only because for the past eight months since my son was born I have been starring in a porno.

  • Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody

    I hope they don't kick me out of Jersey for saying this but I've always hated the Jersey Shore.