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Criminal Chlorination
There exist gentlemen scientists, who seek to further the field of psychoactive-drug synthesis in the privacy of their own homes. Here I present an interview with a clandestine chemist whose curiosity of forbidden molecules left him locked in a cage.
Paulette Cooper Exposes for the World the Darkest Secrets of Scientology and Cats
What caused Scientologists to go from arch mysterions suppressing every iota of information about their beliefs to becoming the laughingstock of the entire planet? A blond Jewish lady named Paulette Cooper.
Powder Keg
Was the film's trailer an inciting event, a match to throw on the bundle of twigs? Sure. Maybe. But those twigs were just sticks of dynamite painted brown (inherent xenophobia that strong religious beliefs create). Any little spark would've done it.
Kuppy-Cats!
The room went silent as the scientist slowly opened the cage door and gently removed a two-week-old specimen of his own invention, plainly stating, “Behold the final frontier of cute: the kuppy-cat.”
Did This Teenage Brainiac Cure Cancer?
Fifteen-year-old Jack Andraka invented a tool to diagnose cancer that is 160 times faster, 100 times less expensive, and 400 times more sensitive than previous cancer-testing procedures. We asked him how he got so smart.
TorrentFreak, Demonoid's Site Moderator, and Anonymous All Have Something to Say
On Wednesday I wrote an article for VICE titled "Torrentfreak is Full of Shit, According to a Demonoid Admin," that quoted a Demonoid site moderator I am in contact with. Unsurprisingly, TorrentFreak got a bit upset.
The Strangely Uplifting Tale of the Cam-Girl with No Vagina
I was raised on the same diet of girl-on-girl coprophilia, animal torture, and 24-hour Arabic news channels that every child of generation WWW was, so the internet has to work pretty hard to shock me. But when a friend of mine linked me to this photo...
Alec Empire Interviewed an Anonymous Nazi Hunter for Us
You know what's a big trend in Europe at the moment, besides the Cosby sweater and poverty? Fascism! Which is why we had Alec Empire, of Atari Teenage Riot fame, chat with Anonymous about pissing off fascists on the internet.
Octomom Masturbating Is the 38th Wonder of the World
When she tries to maneuver a dildo around her vagina it's basically like a deaf and blind person tracing FOOD THANK YOU BYE or something on someone’s hand.