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Taco Bell and Broken Hymens
My relationship with Brad started at Taco Bell. Taco Bell was a big part of our love. Fast food was a huge aspect of my relationship with Brad in general. For example, after Brad broke my hymen, we decided to go to the Waffle House. This is when our...
I Think I Found Some Pictures of Subway Staff Having Sex at Work
A few months ago, I found three images on a plus-size dating website that seem to show two Subway employees having sex while at work.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: some kids got arrested for a water-balloon fight and a guy is suing Taco Bell for stealing his ideas.
The March Madness of Fast Food
After spending several days sprawled out watching men on TV throw a ball at a hole in an effort not to get eliminated from a competition, I decided to subject the glorious fast food restaurants of America to a similar contest. I seeded 64 of our most...
How Loco Cool Ranch D'Reet Tacs and Kate Upton's Chest Beefers Keep the USA Rockin' with the Heat of a Thousand Suns
My roomie has a new gal, but we're not ever gonna be friends. Why? ’Cause when the new Loco Cool Ranch D’reet Tacs came out from The Bell, she wouldn’t even try ’em ’cause she said they give her have bad BMs. So basically, she's stupid and hates...
Cry-Baby of the Week
A guy pulls a gun on another guy for farting and a judge gives a loser four years in prison for handcuffing himself to his crush in a Taco Bell parking lot. Help me name-and-shame these sad grumpy-pants.