The DOs & DON'Ts Issue

  • Dos & Don'ts

    As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    LAs per usual, Jadakiss knows what's up, and he knew that shit a couple of years before the rest of us.

  • I Want My Dvds

    FIGHTS: A BARE KNUCKLE VIDEOI love Ultimate Fighting Challenge, but those professional dudes have nothing on these idiot amateurs who beat the shit out of each other in schoolyards and car parkS

  • Fuck the Usa

    Steve Earle's latest release The Revolution Starts...Now is his best work since the 1986 classic Guitar Town.

  • Tidbits

    Sometimes, when you don't want to talk about money or free stuff or whose son's a dentist, it's nice to be able to go to Chinatown, buy a packet of this and just talk to a Jew.

  • How to Not Care

    There's an ultra-cool alternate universe where nobody is a cheesedick and tough-as-fuck dudes get together to do stuff like "break things" and "rule."