The Hugs & Kisses Issue

  • Fuggin Eh

    Dudes. Do you fucking even realise that if it hadn't been for partying and booze, the two guys from Death From Above would probably never have met!

  • Fuck The World

    Can somebody please outlaw transatlantic long-distance relationships?

  • Nah To Gals

    Even though east London branches of Domino's pizza had a record number of delivery orders on Valentine's Day, the scaredy cat management told all their workers that no delivery men could go anywhere near the tower blocks.

  • Beats And Rhymes

    We've got love and hugs and kisses in spades for Rephlex Records but what the fuck are they doing releasing that Grime compilation?

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    Last month, we lamented the legal troubles of Diddy's other manservant, Prettyboy Loon.

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  • Literary

    The original emo kid—no, wait. The original indie rocker.

  • We Love You

    It all starts with love. Love is a four-letter word. Four is a four-letter word. As Love. As Four. We always say this.

  • Big Whup

    Oops, you got a little too drunk last night and you did it without a condom. It's the end of the world, right?

  • Games

    Can anybody really put their hand on their heart and say they've watched ANY spaghetti western more than twice in their whole lives?

  • Out of My Lips

    Is it safe to say that the three-way kiss is officially the most annoying new phenomenon of the new millennium? Yes, it is.

  • Marmalade Swirls

    Back in the early 1990s, when grunge was fading away and boy bands were cramming into the golden elevator, recent college graduate Pat Gubler helped start a band called Tower Recordings.