The Jobs Issue
M.O.P.'s Mommy
M.O.P. are the music industry's biggest bullies, the gun-clapping Ted Nugents of hip-hop.
Ungrateful Dead
Yes, I'm a funeral director. That doesn't mean that I stand there in a jacket and skirt at someone's wake comforting the bereaved family. Nope.
The VICE Guide to Becoming a Whore In 2004
Ok, let's cut the shit here. Working in the "sex industry" fucking blows. Suicide Girls get to have hairy armpits, and it's fun to put your picture up on onlyundiesclub.com, but that's playacting. Real sex work is about showing up at a millionaire...
Beats And Rhymes
You know how Black British music doesn't count for shit outside of London? Maybe the main reason is that so many British rappers are lazy potheads.
When I Grow Up
I moved to New York in the late 1980s-the Jay McInerney, Spy Magazine, Donald and Ivana Trump, merger-and-acquisition, junk-bond boom-time.
The World's Greatest Job
I thought jizz moppers didn't exist anymore. Isn't it illegal to beat off in public places now?