The Kids Issue

  • Matchmaker, Matchmaker

    Paloma and Reuben are both 14-years-old, in grade eight and pretty cool. Earlier this year they dated for three months, although the first month was unofficial so it doesn't really count.

  • Games

    In this game you play Scarface who is a gangster that wears an orange shirt and white trousers. There is a film about him that my dad has seen but I’m not allowed to watch it.

  • Animated Ghetto

    Sort of like abortion, thugging out your favorite cartoon character and putting the bootleg on a size XXXXL t-shirt used to be a tricky business.

  • Back To School

    What I did this summer: We got a dog! But then we had to sell it. My brother was too young and didn’t understand that he hurts the dog if he hits it, so it could have been dangerous for him. It was very sad.

  • Tourettes Sux

    Remember when you were a kid and the teacher made you name birds on a poster in front of the whole class and one of them was called Bearded Tit, and ever since that day you were "tit girl?" Now imagine that, but instead you yelled "motherfucker."

  • Tons Of Fun

    I just went to the grand Sumo championships in Tokyo. It was heavy.

  • Vice Mail

    I was a big fan of the Story Awards, but in “Gremlin from Dublin” it said, “A friend of a friend of theirs…” Um, wasn’t there some big stink on the rules for the online story contest about no bullshit?

  • Records

    Cute kids review some music.

  • Shiny Grills

    Rappers are just big kids, right? They dress in those enormous, oversized T-shirts and baggy trousers like little children wearing their dad's clothes. They also love shiny things.

  • Vice Recommends

    Right now, I'm really liking laid-back hip-hop from the dirty south-the kind of stuff you could almost imagine people dancing to while lying flat on their back.

  • TV Eye

    I've never been in a war before, but I was told this was the worst war that Lebanon has ever been in. People have lost their lives, their homes, their villages.

  • Working It Out

    Hey kids! In case you live in a cave, you already know that Jews hate Muslims and Muslims hate Jews and the whole planet is probably going to implode in a black puff of dust because these fucking guys can't just suck it up and shake hands.