The Knuckle Sandwich Issue
American Curl Kittens
Procurl Harem (clever, eh?) is the name of Caroline Scott’s cat-breeding company. Caroline has spent the past 25 years surrounded by bouncing, furry, heart-melting American Curl kittens. We tried to interview her about these peculiar cats with...
Matthew
Some people just ain’t made for the world. Can’t fucking take it. Can’t deal with Momma and Dadda and school teaching you nothing and a fucking job with some motherfucking boss going blah blah blah and bills and neighbors and some...
Big Muammar’s House
Over the past two months, as the world watched Libya descend into an orgy of chaos and violence, I reminisced about my two visits to the home of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi
Punk Patriarch
If your father doesn’t kick you out of the house for joining a band, chances are he’s one of two things: the Joe Jackson type, who will break your ribs for dropping out of 4/4 time, or the Billy Ray Cyrus type, who buys his child’s...
Employees Of The Month
Karley is the author of Slutever (slutever.org), a blog where she writes about stuff like fornication, her various sex slaves, and magic masturbation rituals in explicit, perverted, and exceptional detail. Before moving to New York
God Comments on the Westboro Baptist Church Protest Signs
I have been called an atheist. I don't describe myself as such, but now I have proof that I'm not-I spoke to God! He granted me an interview via his publicist, Chip Labow of Labow & Sons PR.
The New Libyans
The Friday after former Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak fled Cairo, I strolled through the postrevolution euphoria in Tahrir Square: men and women on their knees reciting thankful prayers, cheering teenagers, and giddy, hopeful children. It was a...
Detecting the Shadow Biosphere
Carol Cleland is a philosophy professor at the University of Colorado, Boulder. She has written extensively on the nature of life in general and has authored numerous articles about the shadow biosphere for the International Journal of Astrobiology...