The Party Issue
Punk Rock Village People
Nothing says, "Let's get this fucking party started" quite like pouring a full beer all over yourself.
Captain Bring Down Says...
In fact, parties* are terrible things. Horrific piles of nonsense full of lost souls wandering around looking desperately for someone drunk or lonely enough to throw their decorum to the wind and engage in something heart-crippling in a toilet or...
Party in the Woods Tonight
Listening to Animal Collective, you get the sense that they've have had some trouble letting go of their childhoods.
Fantasy Party
Joanna Newsom is so precious she's basically a Hummel figurine. An elfin girl in a prairie dress who lilts like an Appalachian Björk and sings about Cair Paravel?
Party Down
Want to get wasted? Me too, fuckface, but what I don't want to do is spend the next day like I'm in Jacob's Ladder.
Fight For Your Right!
After hearing the Beasties' new album, To The 5 Boroughs, we could only think about two things.
Fuckin' Eh!
On your stereo, Death From Above (not to be confused with New York production team DFA) sound like No Means No and Sightings.
Home Surgery Party
Doctors are boring. They don't have borders, true, but they also don't have any fucking clue what is going on.
Games
I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.