The Party Issue

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    Pink Party

    I recently had a Pink Homo Party to celebrate our Texas governor's extra-homo affair with our very well-known flamer secretary of state.

    Jack Stockbauer
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    Dear Diary

    I got a phone call tonight from this guy who says his name is Tom Nasp and he told me I was on the guest list for a Beastie Boys private party at the Palladium this Saturday night!

    Lesley Arfin
  • Σεξ

    Skinema

    I apologize for name-dropping but Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden once told me how in the band's heyday they'd have these really polite, gentlemanly gang-bangs where they'd all be in a hotel room, naked, with a girl.

    Chris Nieratko
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    Frats Vs. Punks

    I once heard a horrible, horrible man (my biological dad) say, "An Irishman is just a nigger turned inside out."

    Studs McFuckface
  • Μουσική

    Pockets Dumb Fat

    Just like the best below-the-radar hip-hop instrumental of all-time is East Flatbush Project's "Tried By 12."

    Jon Caramanica
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    By Design

    What would parties be without flyers?

    3eige
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  • Μουσική

    Grimewatch

    There's no fronting on Dogzee's line from Target's "STDs". Great to have UK MCs finally saying stuff we can all relate to.

    Tosh Lyons & Peter Shilton
  • Διασκέδαση

    Dos & Don'ts

    Hey, lesbians, why you gotta hate? We're not all bad.

    VICE Staff
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    I Want My Dvds

    What a bunch of fucking mongs. The deluded, self-harm-obsessed, gap-toothed stupids waste their youth.

    Larry Lamb
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    Belt Party Tonight

    The South isn't sleeping. Not the one I know. This South is drinking shitty bourbon by the handle, doing lines, and showing off the purple and yellow bruises striping its ass and back.

    Hunter Kennedy