The Talking Issue

  • Two Mexican Windshield Washers

    Everyone hates fucking windshield washers. Except us. We think they are just the cutest little pariahs we ever did see. Or at least we did until we hung out with a couple of them.

  • My Dad The Air Traffic Controller

    My father has been an Air Traffic Controller at the Philadelphia International Airport since 1985 when I was four years old. This may explain all of the beatings I received from him while I was growing up, given that it's the second most stressful job...

  • Nayland Blake

    This guy right here is an artist and a professor and a bear and a pipe man and an S&M switch and—what in hell does all that mean?

  • A Guy Who Makes All of Us Look Like Babies in Comparison

    I first met Kavuye two years ago when I was training with the Advance Force Rangers of eastern Congo.

  • A Guy Who Was A Test-tube Baby

    Around 30 years ago, some guy jerked off into a cup and the sperm was frozen until a team of doctors dethawed it and injected it into some lady's egg that was in a petri dish or something.

  • A Chaos Magician

    In the mid-70s two guys named Peter J. Carroll and Ray Sherwin claimed the ability to alter the subatomic interactions of the quantum universe through gnosis and divination.

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