Toronto
You Can't Prove I Like Heroin and Blackmail
With another awful week of wild allegations under his belt, we figured now is as good a time as ever to hear Mayor Frod's side of the story.
Rob Ford Doesn't Know Anything About Football
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, performance art genius and Canada’s greatest embarrassment, knows a lot of things. He knows how to eat pussy, please people, and smoke crack. But I'll tell you one thing: Rob Ford does not know shit about football.
Inside the Satanic Rob Ford Bus Tours
A couple actors who pretend to be Satanists were giving tours of Rob Ford's world until a scandal involving an accusation against a clown named Sketchy got them some bad publicity. Welcome to Toronto.
Ritchie Yorke On Rock and Roll
After 50 years of interviewing, befriending, and touring with Jimi Hendrix, Aretha Franklin, Led Zeppelin, and John and Yoko Ritchie Yorke is officially the coolest thing to come out of Toowoomba.
Rob Ford Needs to Step Down
The Toronto police just confirmed that there is indeed a video of Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. It's increasingly obvious that the guy's a failure as a civic leader and needs to step down—the only question is when he'll do the decent thing.
Taxi Drivers See Some Crazy Shit
No matter how thick your skin is, you can only assume that driving a cab in any city is tough. We decided to meet with cab drivers to try and get their side of things and find out some of the crazy shit they've had to put up with over the years.
What Kind of Person Goes to a Men's Rights Rally?
We went to a men's rights rally in Toronto to interview the activists and question why they insist men and boys are in crisis. The rally was interrupted by a queer and feminist counterprotest, and that's when the real fun started.
Let's Talk About TIFF
I'm baaAAAack. In case you were wondering where I went, I took about a year off from my VICE column to direct a movie called Gerontophilia, which premiered at the Venice and Toronto international film festivals last month, and is currently...
Crack Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Arm-Wrestled Hulk Hogan and Won
This morning, in a bizarre effort to divert attention from his crack-fueled political saga, Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford, arm wrestled Hulk Hogan in a hotel conference room.
Stop Whining Because a Cronut Burger Made You Sick
If you haven’t already heard, over a dozen people contracted food poisoning—some got it so bad they even wound up in the hospital—from Toronto’s sloppy ol’ CNE. Give me a fucking break.
Toronto Policeman James Forcillo Will Face Second-Degree Murder Charges
For shooting 18-year-old Sammy Yatim nine times on a Toronto streetcar last month. Six of the bullets were fired when Sammy was already on the ground.
Life's Weed Bonuses
In my weeded out life, I try to focus on the lucky little bonuses the universe throws my way. Many of these joys are a direct result of my struggling memory—a forgotten gram found in a neglected pair of pants or a condom discovered in my room in the...