• Flying American Slobs

    I was hanging out in a business-class lounge at JFK airport, waiting for my flight, when I saw two women enter, one American, one Italian. Try to tell me which is which. The first looked relaxed, classy, and very rich. The second woman was wearing Uggs...

  • Uggs Are Cool, Everyone Is Stupid

    If you put on a pair of Uggs you will cum your pants. Of course, no one in Brooklyn realizes that because they're too busy making pickles like they did in old times.

  • Ugg Life

    Sigh... is the approach of winter bumming you out?