Volume 11 Τεύχος 5
Hey DJ, Fuck You!
You know that thing called DJing? Playing records in bars or at stupid art openings for money? Guess what DJing is? The biggest fucking bullshit con of all time!
2c-t-fy-dic.head
Dear Human Toilet, Taking lots of drugs doesn't have to turn you into a drooling idiot.
Vice Pictures
Photos by Jamie-James Medina, Jon Dunbar, Alina Zakaite, Glynnis McDaris, Gelatin, Tim Barber & Jaimie Warren
Belt Party Tonight
The South isn't sleeping. Not the one I know. This South is drinking shitty bourbon by the handle, doing lines, and showing off the purple and yellow bruises striping its ass and back.
Hamster Party Throwdown
In the interest of putting an end to drinking contests forever (they kill 10s of people a year, you know) we decided to stage the ultimate throwdown of all fucking time.
The VICE Guide to Partying
Party hosting isn't something one can just dive into headlong and willy-nilly. You don't throw a baby into the deep end of an Olympic pool with five-pound weights tied to its tiny legs (unless you want it to die), do you? As a partymeister, you have to...
Punk Rock Village People
Nothing says, "Let's get this fucking party started" quite like pouring a full beer all over yourself.
Captain Bring Down Says...
In fact, parties* are terrible things. Horrific piles of nonsense full of lost souls wandering around looking desperately for someone drunk or lonely enough to throw their decorum to the wind and engage in something heart-crippling in a toilet or...