Volume 12 Τεύχος 2

  • Dear Diary

    Twin Towers, mental health and drug dealers.

  • West End Horroshow

    Snow White's "Bored Somewhat Detached" debut sounds like if crackheads with big scabs on the back of their necks had covered "Silver Machine" and changed the lyrics.

  • Tidbits

    (A look at the things we found in a day program for the mentally ill in Chicago)

  • Lessons In Love

    When I went on Social Security/Disability, I had a lot of time on my hands.

  • Hey, Come Here

    Glori Anderson impregnated a woman with her prayers. And then met Johnny Carson.

  • Gunshots And Dynamite

    I could clearly see myself shooting into and killing groups of people.

  • Mexico Is Scary

    Every issue, we have to do at least three features on "music," and to be honest, it's usually a bit of a bummer.

  • Online Rat Jar

    An old intern found this disgusting dead rat on the yard next to our office.

  • Doomsday Disco

    Of all twenty first century musical wackos I can think of, Londoner Nathan J Whitey is the one I'm most impressed with right now.

  • Dos & Don'ts

    This is the truth: two LES officers busted some chief and confiscated his DOs & DON'Ts book. Then they noticed a cop from their precinct was made fun in it of for dressing like he played bass in Crazy Town. The book became an NYPD hit (except for the...