Volume 9 Τεύχος 9

  • Hey Fat Ass!

    Hello. I am of the homosexual persuasion.

  • Introducing: Burglemir the Frost Giant

    The first time I saw Monotrona she was on a kids' show. She was yelling about outer space and children were dancing around her because they didn't know what else to do.

  • Ask The Farm

    There sure seems to be a hell of a lot of retards out where you are. I’ve been there. You can’t go through the local town without seeing at least one.

  • It's Every Video Game in the World

    Genes didn't fucking get us here. Shit, monkeys have genes. It's memes: the ability to tell the next generation what just happened-that's what put us on the map. If a monkey wasn't there, it didn't happen.

  • Crazy Cartoons

    The scene: Gumby is lounging on his bed. Prickle enters in a panic and says, "The unidragon ate the prism spheres we hid in Echo Cove!" Gumby panics.

  • The Journey Back

    I like doing these little portraits of all the serious-looking rock dudes in their little rock uniforms. They're soldiers.

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  • Dear Diary

    I have to tell you something really weird! WAR has broke out. My friends and I are turning into hippies and having protests. Well, kind of, but this is NO JOKE.

  • Beats and Rhymes

    In honor of Molly Ringwald, I hollered at my man DJ Z-Trip this month for a little conversation on Anthony Michael Hall's favorite decade.

  • Vice Pictures

    Photos by Alain Levitt

  • Don't Stop Believin'

    Dude, check it: Journey are back. How back are they? Basically 100% back. Steve Perry has been replaced by Steve Perry impersonator Steve Augeri and the band has been blowing away audiences from coast to coast for the past four years.

  • Supreme's Court of Appeals

    "My goal was to put together a calendar that you could jerk off to," says fashion photographer Terry Richardson of the new calendar he shot for Supreme.

  • Don't Stop Believin'

    Dude, check it: Journey are back. How back are they? Basically 100% back. Steve Perry has been replaced by Steve Perry impersonator Steve Augeri and the band has been blowing away audiences from coast to coast for the past four years.