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  • Into the Weird - My New Disorder Means I'll Never Have to Go to a Rave Again

    In my 25 Earthling years of existence I have learned a lot, yet very few certainties other than this: things can always get weirder. My law-school educated parents moved me from St. Louis to a lizard-infested house on an island in the Caribbean to...

  • Wildstyle with Clayton Patterson

    For this week's Mahal, I got to experience the Wildstyle and Tattoo Messe, a traveling carnival of odd and extreme tattooing, circus culture, and avant-garde body art, through the lens of Clayton Patterson. Over the last few decades, Clayton has been...

  • Pigeon Racing Is a Dying Sport in Canada

    We hung out with one of Toronto's finest pigeon racers to find out why anyone would want to pigeon race. If the sport's death rattle is anything to go by, it seems like a lot of other people have the same question.

  • Some Swedes Made a Special Brand of Cerebral-Palsy Beer

    About a year ago, in an attempt to stop people from being excessively nice to the handicapped, the Gothenburg Cooperative for Independent Living in Sweden (GIL) made a physically challenged doll with cerebral palsy. GIL just released their own brand of...

  • We Love Synchrodogs and Their Naked People

    Deep in the forests of Ukraine live two spritely photographers named Tania and Roman who work together in perfect harmony to create some of the most surreal, confounding, intriguing, and beautiful photographs of naked people we have ever seen.

  • Visions of L. Ron

    Based on the covers of six L. Ron Hubbard story compilations.

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  • A Puzzle

    This is a short story by Lem that has remained unpublished in English until now. Its subject matter concerns a cyborg doctor of magnetics, robotic theology, “Jelly Brains,” and a lot of other esoteric and interesting topics.

  • I’m a Homo but I Loved Having Sex with This Robotic Pussy

    I lay on my couch, naked, staring at the RealTouch and reminiscing about the one time I tried to have sex with a vagina, my erection deflated like a popped balloon the moment my friend Kelly put on a cowboy hat and pressed my dick against her baby hole.

  • The Future of New York City's Trash Sucks

    You can practically smell the benefits of turning trash collection over to a giant vacuum.

  • Julia Roberts Tats Out the Yin-Yang

    Miljenko Ladislao Konstantin Parserisas Vukovic is a 57-year-old Chilean who became famous around the time he got his 83rd tattoo of Julia Roberts (specifically, as she appears in Erin Brockovich).

  • Are We Having Fun Yet?

    Argentina is home to two amusement parks and one zoo where having fun means completely ignoring the voice in your head that says, “This is not normal.” I know this because I recently visited all three and returned home physically and...

  • Vice Comics

    The Haunted High School.