• I Went to the Mind Body Spirit Festival and Got Told I Was Spiritually Empty

    Billed as Australia’s largest “health, wellbeing and natural therapies” event, the Mind Body Spirit pretty much exists to stop us from feeling so sad that everything is so incredibly fucked up.

  • Longevity Now

    I learned about successful self-dentistry while choking down a $24 smoothie made of lard that looked like cold diarrhea, then plugged my hand into the floor.