What Kids Say
I ricocheted between my divorced parents, both of whom were gadabout grifters, so I grew up all over this country and others. It made for a lot of social anxiety in a child, but I understood that different people do things differently, and it’s all...
This used to be my favorite parlor game to play to try to out-torture other adults on poker night. Now I'm playing it with kids, and I started off by asking if they'd rather kill one person or cut off the arms of 35. Fun times!
Would You Rather was my favorite parlor game where we’d to try to out-torture each other on Poker Night. It’s a Sophie’s Choice. You had to pick one. The worst I ever got is someone made me choose Would I Rather have sex with Michael Jackson or my...
"Mine looks sort of like me—my size and shape—but blue and clear and it smells like radishes."
"I would like to die in the most badass way possible: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time."
"The best thing about my favorite things is aliens, so that they might come and blow up the school."
"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them."
"I have my fallback plan of being a mime-slash-prostitute."
"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"
"Humans are kind of nice."
Who is more dishonest, kids, or adults?
The thing I can’t live without is: "My hamster and my Bible."