What Kids Say
What Kids Say About Their Town
I ricocheted between my divorced parents, both of whom were gadabout grifters, so I grew up all over this country and others. It made for a lot of social anxiety in a child, but I understood that different people do things differently, and it’s all...
What Kids Say - Would You Rather? (Dark Version)
This used to be my favorite parlor game to play to try to out-torture other adults on poker night. Now I'm playing it with kids, and I started off by asking if they'd rather kill one person or cut off the arms of 35. Fun times!
What Kids Say - Would You Rather?
Would You Rather was my favorite parlor game where we’d to try to out-torture each other on Poker Night. It’s a Sophie’s Choice. You had to pick one. The worst I ever got is someone made me choose Would I Rather have sex with Michael Jackson or my...
What Kids Say About Souls
"Mine looks sort of like me—my size and shape—but blue and clear and it smells like radishes."
What Kids Say About Death
"I would like to die in the most badass way possible: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time."
What Kids Say About Favorite Things
"The best thing about my favorite things is aliens, so that they might come and blow up the school."
What Kids Say About Regrets
"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them."
What Kids Say - Answering EHarmony's Questions
The thing I can’t live without is: "My hamster and my Bible."