SOMEONE'S NAN GOT HER HEAD CUT OFF IN TENERIFE BY A DRUNK BULGARIAN GUY WHO BELIEVES HE'S A PROPHET OF GOD
(via) Jennifer Mills-Westley was in a supermarket when Deyan Valentinov Deyanov started stabbing her and then cut off her head.He paraded the head in front of other shoppers and ran down a road until a security guard got him on the ground. Then loads of locals turned up and kicked the shit out of him. Deyanov, who is 28 and—astoundingly—doesn't have a job, is known in the area as "the prophet" because of his sideways glances at reality and frequent proclamations that he is "God on earth." Here are some photographs of his "lair" taken by people who are interpreting his attack as a sign that the world will end soon. SOME KIDS PROVED IT'S NOT JUST HIPSTERS WHO LIKE ODD FUTURE(via) I found this after listening to Earl Sweatshirt's "Pigions" and figuring there'd be someone out there operating under the name "Ritalin Regiment" by now. I was right. Unsurprisingly, there are a few tumblrs copping the name, too. I'm pretty sure this video confirms OFWGKTA as a genuine youth culture phenomenon. It's not as exciting as the first pair of wet panties that landed in Paul McCartney's face or Bill Grundy's pathetic, booze-soaked libido, but it's funny when the skinny kid dances. THE CLEVEREST MAN IN THE WORLD SAID GOD AND HEAVEN DON'T EXIST
(via) Stephen Hawking did an interview with the Guardian in which he dismissed the existence of God, and claimed that the afterlife was just a "fairy story for people afraid of the dark." Deyan Valentinov Deyanov didn't get the memo. A PLANE POWERED BY THE SUN FLEW FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER
(via) This was the first time a plane has done that. The Solar Impulse took off in Switzerland and landed in Belgium. It was in the air for 13 hours. Environmentalists aren't shitting themselves with glee yet, though, because regular, dirty jets are capable of flying the same journey in just one hour. 15% OF PEOPLE NEVER WANT TO DIE
(via) The urge wanes as people get older and more bored of being alive. MAC HACKETT
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